every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
R.I.P Nelson Mandela. You will continue to be an amazing role model and you will continue to inspire others. You gave up so many years of your life for the greater good and we couldn’t be more thankful for that. You will not be forgotten for a long time.
today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table
ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)
and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air
like you can think i’m lying, i would, but
ARE THOSE BACKUP DANCERS
why would a woman risk her reputation and credibility in society’s eyes JUST to lie and say that some nigga assaulted her? why would anyone go through the trouble of getting a rape kit done, going to the police, and filing a report just because they wanted to lie? nobody has the fucking time for that shit